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Wo ist der Unterschied zwischen einem trabbi und einem condom? Es gibt keinen, beide behindern den Verkehr! ;))) (am 21.05.2012 19:11via Andre N.)

mom: don't do drugs! teacher: do your homeworks! dad: use a condom! priest: don't steal its a sin! guy on the tv: buy this awesome product! me: fuck this shit I am not listening... 15 years later: now I am a crackhead wit 7 kids and no job and I am going to prison without that awesome product I saw in the tv.... yeah that seems nice FUCKTARD. (am 20.05.2012 21:20via Levent C.)

A woman asked me once, "Are all these kids yours? "No," I said, "I work in a condom factory. These are customer complaints" hahahaaaa :)))) (am 18.05.2012 18:52via Armin A.)

"Hey I just fucked you And this is crazy, 'Cause the condom broke And I came already So all of my sperm Is in your pussy Here's a tissue, please Don't call me baby." Ooooh wie ich dieses Lied doch liebe.... (am 17.05.2012 10:54via Stefan S.)

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